A gremlin will appear in the server. You’ll try everything but the stars speak a truth that you must heed: the server is the gremlin’s house. HIS house. Make peace with what you cannot change and move on.
The AI you’re working on will become self-aware, and shortly thereafter self-conscious. Take this as an opportunity for self-reflection. What have you done to make it feel this way?
The Earth’s axis has shifted since the Babylonions created the zodiac 3,000 years ago. You’ve lived as an Aries until now, but are actually a Pisces. Delete your old LiveJournal entries and meditate on your true identity.
Mars is in retrograde and its energy has erased everything on the server. A return to forward motion will not restore the data. It’s up to you. You are the master of your destiny. Do not be afraid.
The universe has a message for you that will change everything. Click this absolutely safe link to find out what it is.
You can’t rely on your co-workers today to tell you when or where there will be cake, sandwiches or other snack foods. Trust your instincts and you will be rewarded.
Today you will face the Kobayashi Maru. Just like every other day.
A colleague will come up with a novel solution. Write it down on a piece of paper and eat it to make its power yours.
The drone delivering your pizza will crash through the office window. Say loudly, “I don’t even like pizza,” then lock yourself in a washroom stall until COB.
The malware on the system can only be defeated by digitizing yourself and fighting it with a representation of a broadsword. It’s a one-way trip, so say what needs to be said to your loved ones. A difficult day.
Just as a bead of water falls to earth, rides the water table into the ocean, and rises once more into the clouds, you’re going in circles on an important project. Nothing matters.